The librarian says “Fuck Off you won’t finish it” Hitler walks into a library and asks for a book on Genocide. “You see, no-one ever asks about the Jews.”Ī Jew was playing with an ashtray, when Hitler comes by and asks: Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian.”Įveryone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up, “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill an Australian?” Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. He asks the girl how old she is and she says, “I’m turning 10 tomorrow.” to which Hitler responds, “No you’re not.” Hitler was inspecting one of his camps when he meets a little girl. He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.Īlthough, on the plus side, if he hadn’t have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War Hitler was one of the most evil men in history. I asked him where his wife was, and he said “She’s been to Paris before so I didn’t bring her.”
I was in Paris on holiday and got speaking a Jewish guy on his honeymoon. What’s the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The Jews are a bunch of stoners, they love getting baked.ĭo you know how the Grand Canyon was formed?Ī Jew dropped a nickel into a gopher hole.
He comes down the chimney and says “Hi kids! You want to buy some presents?” How many Jews does it take to open a door?ĭid you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe? What does a Jew with an erection get when he runs into a wall? Whatever you like, they’re not coming back He comes out from behind the bushes and says, “Hey little boy, want to buy some sweets?” Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile?
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